S1: No Granny theyre all old. And also like like what are you expecting, like kids to like, see this and think like I dont think thats going to make them go look up that movie. Our own DJ Gallo disagrees, but imagine how delightful itd be S3: So I guess lets wrap up. And the even weirder thing is like algorithm gets a sort of human form in a character algorithm played by Don Cheadle. Thanks for listening. S3: Its a real like for the parents, right? Shes not like sexy Lola anymore. Like, I understand that part of the reason. And hes like, no cartoon stuff, do real basketball. They actually made it matter for a little bit in this one. Like Warner Brothers owns this and that. Weve weve pretty much finished talking about the movie. You remember, were like one of the sons is like just stuck in the fathers restaurant and keeps doing. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Its a commercial for Warner Brothers, which Im sure well get into, especially at the basketball game where it literally is a commercial. That would have been amazing. It's got the entertainment factor. Like what about Darius. He could have come and done something for space jam too. I just found a picture of Stephen Root and Wayne Night. Okay. Did I go only into getting LeBron? Yes. And LeBron is like what the hell, Im with these Looney Tunes. Doesnt that happen in the first movie. S3: Yeah, this is really presupposing that nobody that youre abducting is concurrently operating heavy machinery. S3: Yeah. Hideki canceled. I do like that, but yeah. S3: It is just like lets see how many details we can remember about this movie. Like, I think the original one is willing to get a little weird, like the whole sidebar with Bill Murray. The kidnapping scene, which is basically like the snap and The Avengers also insane to me because its like firefighters get abducted and then like some people on a plane get abducted. Was hard to take while we were looking at algorithm was the fact that every shot was the crowd behind him and the crowd that was rooting for the goon squad were the Warner Brothers characters. After going to all of this trouble, Camp and his cohorts found out that one crucial part of the project was yet to be locked down Michael Jordan hadn't agreed to "That was the hottest ticket in town," said set photographer Bruce Talamon. So lets wrap it up. S3: Hello, Revelation Wayner as the penguin. WebSpace Jam Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! And every time they come to him, I was horrified like, oh, there are there are cartoon characters. Right. And so as like LeBron is still like living his life and trying to get his son to be excited about basketball. And he didn't like it one bit. S1: Right? Theyre old. His first big task? Web[Shoots the ball to the basket] James Jordan: [Chuckling] That's good, shoot it again. Like Karen and I, we talk, we talk all the time. Jordan does not like Thomas AT ALL and that part seems like a clear nod to that fact. And he would have like sat down. And again, as someone who finds bunnies to be cute, I was like, oh, I could pet them. And so before that, they were being creamed. That I have about it is that like I just dont its not going to stick in my memory post the spoiler special, Im never going to think about this movie again. Its OK. We want to laugh. A version of the movie. So now he must LeBron is scared and confused because he doesnt know where Dom is. S1: deals two hours to like. I dont even remember their names. S1: So its he is actually Joy joyous to watch, but something that. Sonequa Martin-Green of Star Trek: Discovery will portray James' wife, and Don Cheadle is playing a part being kept secret. S3: They run into the big detective Pikachu problem where like some of these, these were all only meant to exist in 2D. And if you render some of them in 3D, theyre not going to look good. All the jokes are hinged simply on the fact that he is an overweight man to the point where Im like, you know what, good for one night for being in so many things in that time period where at least hes getting paid to be trampled on by the Hollywood industry to, S1: be blown up in one part. S3: Like its just so stupid. Like, it just it felt very forced to me. I feel like. Exactly. Seeing Steven Yen in this, I was like, why is he in this movie and this part in particular, which is like one line and thats it. And that was disappointing. "They just said draw him." (Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner were entirely Jones' creations.) You honestly care because we havent we havent had a chance to talk about this yet. And Im like, this doesnt not have consequences for the real world. The original plan for the movie's animated female lead was to use Honey Bunny, a character who never starred in an old cartoon short but made multiple appearances in video games, books, and other such spinoff products. S1: right. It became one of the most fondly remembered films of the '90s, so here's a look behind the scenes of how the Toon Squad beat the Monstars and what made Space Jam so special. But if the idea here is also to show that, like, Doms dad is an amazing basketball player and he is like so invested in basketball, he this bench barely plays any basketball like LeBron. And, you know, we we wanted to sit through a perfectly eighty, eighty minute long commercial. Search streaming video, audio, and text content for academic, public, and K-12 institutions. It's got heart. FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY. The images show Bugs Bunny and LeBron looking horrified as a monster glows In other words, it's a typical '90s website. They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball Yeah, I guess. Also like why could they not get the footage for that. So like we literally I mean, the fact that we kind of blew through this this plot, even though its almost two hours long sentences, so much because the plot is so threadbare. And Dom is like the star character of the goon squad because Algis like why dont you like break the rules of the game so all your powers to a hundred. Wait, Im reading the Wikipedia page for this right now. That was like the one surprise where its like, ha ha. S3: reveal was good. " Space Jam: A New Legacy is a better movie than Space Jam ," he declares. And so they didnt really want to put any Harry Potter people. 1969, Warner Brothers and Northern Lights Entertainment; performed by Michael Jordan, 1963-, Wayne Knight, 1955-, Billy West, 1950-, Dee Bradley Baker, 1962-, Bob Bergen, 1964-, Kath Soucie, 1953-, Charles Barkley, 1963-, Patrick Ewing, 1962-, Larry Johnson, 1969- and Theresa Randle, Michael Jordan, left, Joe Pytka and Jim Riswold, on Pytkas shoulders, in a still from the filming of an early Its so weird. S3: Everyones which is I guess is part of the cause for like a kids movie. S3: you do so big. S3: But also really funny because that movie like just came out. Yeah. O tratamento para sfilis geralmente feito com injees de Penicilina benzatina tambm. Theres so many other more boring things to watch. S1: Right. S3: Yeah. Like just this weird, weird toys. This looks really fake. Its not. S3: It was we have to we have to mention the one good joke, though, which is like in the middle of a basketball game, one of the Looney Tunes is like, I found him, I got Michael Jordan, were going to win. He would have been the hottest person in this movie if they had gotten him. is, is to prove to Dom that his father is a terrible father to him. So do you think it was kind of unclear to me in this canon. Fortunately, Warner Bros. balanced out the rookies with a veteran superstar, producer Ivan Reitman, who'd overseen some of the biggest comedy hits of the '80s, including Stripes, Ghostbusters, and Twins. Like Mr. Knight was apparently far down the list but also the only one willing to share the screen with cartoon characters who would upstage him, as well as playing alongside Jordan, who'd never starred in a movie before. https://www.scripts.com/script.php?id=space_jam_18595&p=8, https://www.scripts.com/script/space_jam_18595. Youre giving it all up to play a basketball game again with this bench, huh? Space Jam. While a recognizable star and capable actor, Knight wasn't the first choice to play publicist Stan Podolak. Like a Washing Machine Drum on Spin Cycle. Yeah, exactly. For those of you who dont know, Terence Nance was the director originally attached to this and then they, quote unquote, amicably parted ways with Warner Brothers on this movie. So I was just like, yeah, I just saw lots of QPAC. But I mean, it feels like the one idea left over that they just somehow didnt flag as being problematic. S1: that hes a silver fox. (Another artist wrote on the model sheet, "Bugs in drag?") Well, I mean, its also like, OK, so if a space jam poster exists in the real world, in the Warner Brothers studio, is LeBron really not at all aware of this movie starring Michael Jordan. He ultimately said no, and just weeks into pre-production, Warner Bros. shut the whole thing down. Yeah. Yeah. can anyone help me with this download thanks . And then it would be I would really have to think about it. Charlotte Brady, Haifaa. Perhaps, it just got worse. "When it came to the big game, between the all-stars and the real basketball players, I ended up doing most of that stuff." Like, why arent you better at basketball? It does not look good, like it looking worse. Thats basketball term. S3: sucks, but then they never follow back around to this at all. Please subscribe to the Slate spoiler special podcast feed. LeBron James has expressed interest in doing a Space Jam sequel, which I think is a wonderful idea. But honestly like you and I, we can like movies of any age. I would have to see Wayne nine next to him. Jones also took issue with the entire premise of Space Jam, that Bugs Bunny would round up a bunch of other toons to outsmart some aliens. S1: it is my favorite possible apocryphal story. I know what Im doing. And so they start doing all this cartoon stuff that starts to catch them up. Also: "It's a cave, we get it" I died. And I did. Space Jam was more of a reboot or reinvention than anything new or original, taking well-known Warner Bros.-controlled cartoon characters and teaming them up with the most famous athlete on the planet. Yeah it feels long and maybe it is because were older. S3: It feels like the one moment that got left from like the Terence Nance version of this movie. I cant like pressure you to basketball. S3: So today, as per our intro, we are spoiling Space Jam two, which is technically not space jam too, but Space Jam. S1: They are. Its not just a weird side note. . S1: It was also so strange because all of these were like actually taken from the movies themselves for the most part, like the Harry Potter part was just animated. Warner Brothers is so fun that he is actually the personification of everything that is bad about franchise filmmaking. 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